Tonight the wife and I watched part one of “The Mormons,” a PBS documentary about the history of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. It was a fairly interesting 2 hours that appeared to try to honestly be fair and balanced. My great question is what did actual mormons think about this documentary?
The Mormons — PBS Frotline / American Experience
Aren’t you an actual Mormon?
And why the hell do you never answer the phone when I call?
I am 50 percent mormon 50 percent free.
um.. huh?
I still have 50 percent free space, kind of like a hard drive. What would you like to fill me with?
Ah.. I see. You could fill it up with uber coolness, which means you’d be wanting to hang out with me more often. That would be fun.